TramsOnion

We’re a company whose only business is selling steaks made out of dead orcas from SeaWorld!

You can wash your steak down with a refreshing glass of dolphin tears! To be clear: These are tears cried by actual dolphins that are forced to watch as we carve steaks from the carcasses of their dead orca friends.

We are not affiliated with TransUnion. We are not monsters.

TramsOnion.

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